Number Men
Man One, lots of fun.
Left when his work was done.
Man Two, criminal record true.
Left my house when he stole my shoe.
Man Three, a sight to see.
Left my house and climbed a tree.
Man Four, strong as Thor.
Left my house but broke the door.
Man Five , brought a bee hive.
The bees cruelly took his life.
Man Six , the door he fixed.
But he broke it again with five hard kicks.
Man Seven , came from Devon.
Left my house and went to heaven.
Man Eight , came really late.
Told him to come back another date.
Man nine, posh and fine.
He kept asking “what’s the time”.
Man Ten, His name was Ben.
(And here comes Number eight again)